Monday, December 8, 2008

All I Want For Xmas Is Cool Derby Stuff

Actually, I have finally picked up my copy of the new DVD "Hell On Wheels", which chronicles the beginning of Women's Flat Track Roller Derby.  You can see it right there on the screen. The very moment FLAT TRACK is born.  Way cool.  I haven't had a chance to check out all the extras yet, but I'm very excited.

So check it out.  Maybe get a couple of copies to pass around and introduce folks to some derby history.  It's available at Indiepix, and I'm sure at Amazon or other online sources.

There's also cool derby books.  If you missed it, look for Melissa Jouwan's book - Roller Girl: Totally True Tales Of The Track.  You may have to Google to find a source.

Lastly, there's a new book on Roller Derby Poster Art called "Roller Derby Art" by Sherri Cullison Pfouts.  It has tons of great posters, including TRD posters by our own graphic artist Bradley.  As this is new, your favorite Roller Girl may not even know about it yet.  I got mine at Powell's, the best book store I have EVER been in, and I've been in a LOT.  I'm sure there are several sources online, but here's a link to the publisher, Schiffer Books.

And of course you can always support your local Roller Derby team by buying their merch.  Many leagues have online merchandise.

Please post your Derby XMAS idea.  Spread the word of Derby for XMAS!!!

Don Bombshelter


Monday, November 24, 2008

Tucson Roller Derby Wheelies Results

The 2008 Tucson Roller Derby Wheelies were presented at a fabulous sock-hop ceremony last Friday, 21 Nov., at Hotel Congress.  Serge and Jeff were on hand to MC the affair.  

Ladies & Gentlemen, Your 2008 Wheelies award winners (in order of appearance).

Best Legs: Sgt. Pepper Spray (VS)
Rookie Of The Year:  Myna N. Possession (VS)
Best Ass:  Carrie Gunns (VS)
Best Tattoos:  Anita Donut (VS) 

Favorite Roller Derby Girl:  Cheap Ore (CQ)
Sweetest Roller Girl:  Polly Graf (VS)
Most Improved Roller Girl:  Bianka Truhl (IC)
Meanest Roller Girl:  Deadlock Doe (FTW)

Spirit Award:  Sunni Side Up (FTW)
Best Injury:  Bionic Barbie (?)
TRD Triple Threat (Pivot/Blocker/Jammer):  Dirty Teri
Favorite Team:  Vice Squad

Iron Curtain (IC) Awards
Best Pivot:  Kamanda
Best Blocker:  Dot Stoevsky
Best Jammer:  Kassi Nova

Furious Truckstop Waitresses (FTW) Awards
Best Pivot:  Deadlock Doe
Best Blocker: Sassy Sue
Best Jammer: Sloppy Flo

Copper Queens (CQ) Awards
Best Pivot: Dirty Teri
Best Blocker: Blue Mauli
Best Jammer:  Cheap Ore

Vice Squad (VS) Awards
Best Pivot:  Carrie Gunns
Best Blocker: Helen Wheels
Best Jammer: Sami Automatic

Saddletramp Awards
Best Pivot:  Helen Wheels
Best Blocker:  Helen Wheels
Best Jammer:  Sami Automatic

Most Valuable Player (MVP) By Team
Saddletramps:  Sami Automatic
Iron Curtain:  Kassi Nova
Furious Truckstop Waitresses:  Deadlock Doe
Copper Queens:  Dirty Teri
Vice Squad:  Sami Automatic
 
Overall Tucson Roller Derby Awards
Best Pivot:  Deadlock Doe
Best Blocker:  Sassy Sue
Best Jammer:  Sami Automatic
Most Valuable Player:  Sloppy Flo

Congratulations to all the Wheelie recipients.  It should be noted that Roller Girls prefer to keep their statements on the track as most acceptances were a quick thanks and dash off the stage.

With the completion of the awards, the retirement of Dr. Z Onatopp (IC), Sloppy Flo (FTW), Ruby Hellcat (FTW), and Doris Badenov (IC), was announced.  They were cheered profusely for their years with TRD.  

Also a massive THANKS to all the Tucson Roller Derby skaters, support staff, fans, friends, and family from the Bombshelters for making TRD exist and so much FUN.

That's a wrap on the 2008 TRD season.  From what I've gathered so far, there are a lot of team shake-ups for 2009, and the schedule should be coming out soon.

'Ta For Now,

Don Bombshelter 

Monday, November 17, 2008

Gotham Beast Satisfied

The 2008 WFTDA National Champion is the Gotham Girls Roller Derby. In a third dominating bout, they defeated the Windy City Rollers, GGRD 134, WCR 66. Gotham kept the normally high scoring WCR to only 29 points in the first half, with 63 of thier own. Then continued to build with a 71-37 run in the second. While WCR did better than the other Gotham opponents this weekend (Duke lost by 157, and Philly by 135), it was clear that Gotham are currently a class unto themselves. Congratulations to Gotham on a fantastic run. They were presented with the new WFTDA Championship trophy which will go with each years winner. It is officially named, "The Hydra" after flat track founder and incredibly dedicated supporter, Hydra from the original Texas Rollergirls. VERY COOL!!!

The East completed thier sweep in the first bout on Sunday, where Philly took out Texas, Philly 114, Texas 95. This one was a battle as Philly lead at the half, Philly 58, Texas 50. Then Texas struggled early in the second period. After the 6th jam of P2, Texas was able to hold Philly scoreless for 8 jams, and brought back to Philly 93, Texas 87 after 14. At the end of 16 jams in P2, it was tied at 95. Philly finally shook off the scoring dry spell in the last two jams while Texas had foul trouble. Philly went 19-0 in the last two jams to win it and complete the domination of the EAST.

This is a reverse of last years results where the West won the top three spots (Kansas City, Rat City, Texas), and only Carolina made it to the top 4 from the East. Dominance in the WFTDA has shifted...for now.

Congratulations to Gotham on thier Championship, and to all the teams for a fun tournament.

Also, special congratulations to Merci Less and Hurt Reynolds. Hurt proposed to Merci after the Philly-Texas bout in a perfect derby setting. As Hurt said, "She's going to kick my ass, but she said Yes!"

Time to pack and get back to Tucson to dry out (in all it's meanings).

Don B.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

East Makes Statement - And One Will Be Champs

In a reverse of last years WFTDA tournament, the East took 3 of the 4 final spots represented by Philly, Windy City, and GOTHAM (dum dum dum). Only Texas survived from the West, although the B.A.D. gals gave Philly a run for the money. Last year only Carolina made it from the East with Texas, Rat City, and Kansas City from the West. It has been clear that the East was no longer the weaker division, and this has been made clear at the Northwest Knockdown. Here's a snapshot of yesterday's action.

Windy City (E2) v. Rat City (W3)
My pre-season champion prediction was Rat City. I expected that they would be hungry to avenge thier loss to Kansas and prove they could play without the massive fouling problem that sometimes troubles them. They also would have "home court" advantage, as I expected a massive turnout in Portland. Well...not so much.

Rat City jumped out ahead in the first jam 12-4. Then a combination of Windy City prowess and Rat City fouling resulted in a 33-0 run in the next 8 jams for Windy City. Unlike the Western Regionals, where Rat City did pretty well in staying out of the penalty box, they seemed to self-destruct early. Windy City took advantage, including a 13-0 jam by Shocka Conduit in the 3rd jam. Rat City finally had 8 more in the 10th jam, where there was no lead jammer, and they had a power jam for a portion. After 10, it's WCR 37, RCRG 20. The trend continued. Windy City played well. Rat City self-destructed. Kola Loka (WCR) added a 10-0 run in the 12th, and 15-0 in the 14th. While Shocka (WCR) was 4-0 in the 13th. Injury was added to this 29-0 run against Rat City when Femme Fatale was ejected for the bout after the 13th jam. After 14 jams, it's WCR 20, RCRG 66. Rat City finds some solace with a 14-4 run in the last two jams by Carmen Getsome and Ann R. Kissed to close it to WCR 70, RCRG 34 at half time.

With the start of Period 2, it didn't take long to see that RCRG had not shaken off whatever was in thier heads from Period 1. Constant penalty box action, and Windy City put the hammer down. It was WCR 135, RCRG 55 after the 10th jam of P2. The MASSIVE RCRG crowd was stunned and the very vocal and energetic WCR fans were going wild. Chants of "Windy City Rocks" would ring out. Also, in the 8th jam, Kola Loka tied the tournament scoring record set at Western Regionals (Kamikaze Kim & Snot Rocket), by going 25-0. Windy City owned this and went 87-29 in P2. Home court was no advantage for Rat City, and they seemed to have lost the discipline they showed at the Western Regionals. Windy City advances to play Texas.

Philly (E3) v. B.A.D. Girls (W2)
A game of two halves. The first period saw Philly getting the jump on the B.A.D. Girls ("We're nice" from thier headbands). An 8-0 by Mo Pain (Philly) in the first jam, then 10-0 by Mo agains in the 4th, and Philly had jumped to a Philly 28, B.A.D. 9 lead. Scoring would slow for the next several jams as Teflon Donna, Mo Pain, and Shenita Stretcher scored 19 for Philly, as Liza Machete, and Kit Turbo added 5 for B.A.D. Philly builds the lead up in Jam #11 with Mo Pain on a 14-0 against Brawlen Angel (B.A.D.). Then back to trade offs for the rest of the period. By the end of P1 (18 jams), it's Philly 75, B.A.D 44. With Pia Mess fouling out in the 15th jam.

Bay Area turned it around in the second. Locking Philly up defensively they only allowed 32 second half Philly points. As the B.A.D. girls kept Philly's scoring controlled, they crawled back into it, reducing the lead to Philly 94, B.A.D. 68 after 10 jams, and then after 19 jams and only time for one jam left, it's Philly 103, B.A.D. 84. Philly just needs to prevent a massive jam by B.A.D and they should have it. Guess what. Mo Pain lines up against Kit Turbo (in her final bout). Both jammers get through and Kit is the Lead Jammer. B.A.D. controls when this jam will end. At some point, Mo is sent to the penalty box and Kit Turbo lights off. She has a power jam to finish this bout. As Kit calls off the jam, the scoreboard shows 103-103. Kit had scored 19 points. The announcers were shouting to wait for the update as any points from Mo had not been posted yet. After a very long pause as the officials reviewed everything, they confirmed Mo had 4 points before going to the penalty box. Philly dodges a BIG bullet, and wins Philly 107, B.A.D 103. Philly advances to play Gotham, in a repeat of the Eastern Semi-Final action.

Texas (W1) V. Windy City (E2)
This is another crazy bout. These two teams were very evenly matched and it showed. The largest point differential was 15 points for the whole bout, and neither team kept a double digit lead for more than one jam. While Rice Rocket (TXRG) scored first (2-0), Eva Dead (WCR)responded with a 12-0 jam in the second jam. The fight was on, as the teams were tied at 13 by Jam #4, and no score in Jam #5. Lucille Brawl exploded for 14-0 in Jam #6 for the biggest Texas lead of the bout. Windy City responded by turning a power jam into 9 unanswered points by Shocka Conduit. Jam #8 goes 8-5 for Texas and ends in a Jammerless Jam as Rice Rocket and then Kola Loka visit the Sin Bin. After 10 jams, it's Texas 39, WCR 29. Texas would build the lead to 13 points after 12. Then Windy City clawed back, holding Texas to only 4 points for the remainder of the period. Meanwhile, Kola Loka, Eva Dead, Athena DeCrime, and would each get Lead Jammer and add 11 points to close it to 4 points, Texas 45, WCR 40. Kola Loka would put WCR ahead to end the period in the 17th, with a 9-0 power jam, while Morphine cooled her jets in the box. It's Texas 45, WCR 49 at the end of one. This could go either way.

Windy City came out in the second and extended their lead. An early 11-0 jump over the first two jams created thier largest lead of the bout, 15 points. Texas responded with a 12-3 jam that had no Lead Jammer between Rice Rocket and Shocka Conduit. Ying O' Fire adds 2 for WCR in the 4th jam and it's Texas 57, WCR 65. Texas gets Lead Jammer for the next three jams and re-takes the lead including a 10-2 run by Rice Rocket. It goes back and forth for a couple of jams, and Texas is ahead by only 2 after the 10th P2 jam, Texas 78, WCR 76. Texas extends their lead in the 11th with a 5-0 run by Rice Rocket. Windy City would then control the jams with Lead Jammer status for all of the remaining regulation jams. While Texas has a 5-4 jam in the 12th, WCR would close over the remaining jams. Taking advantage of power jams in the 13th and 14th, Eva Dead and Kola Loka close it to Texas 88, WCR 86. No score in the 15th. Malice With Chains jams for the first time for WCR in the 16th against Lucille Brawl. Malice has Lead Jammer and is victorious with a 5-3 jam to tie it up at 91. There is time for only one more jam in regulation. Rice Rocket for Texas and Kola Loka for Windy City are on the line. Shortly into the jam Rice Rocket is sent to the Penalty Box and Kola has power jam. Texas swarms on Kola and she finally emerges with Lead Jammer status and calls it. Regulation is over, and it's a tie. Overtime jam, and Texas starts with thier jammer in the box. After a pause to ensure it's all sorted out. Kola lines up agains for WCR, and Rice Rocket is still in the PB. In overtime jams, scoring occurs with the first pass and Kola whips through the pack. Rice Rocket emerges and gets through for some points, and is then sent to the PB again. Kola ends up with 19 to Rice's 4, and WCR wins in overtime, Texas 95, WCR 110. WCR advances to the championship bout.

Gotham (E1) v. Philly (E3)
So far Gotham has shown why they are called the "Beast Of The East" with what can only be called a dismantling of Duke City. Philly played Gotham to a final jam in the Eastern regionals and have an oppurtunity to exact revenge. What can I say. Gotham is on a mission. Similar to the Duke City bout. Gotham disrupted the Philly defense throughout the bout while Bonnie Thunders, Suzy Hotrod, and Cheap Skate show why they are considered some of the best jammers around. Gotham takes the lead from the first jam following thier usual rotation of interchanging Bonnie and Suzy with spots by Cheap Skate and sometimes Fisti Cuffs (Yeah Fisti!). Philly could not score until the 5th jam in a power jam situation, making it Gotham 14, Philly 5. No score in the 5th. Gotham added 13 points over the next 5 jams, and held Philly scoreless until jam #10 where Philly finally had 5 more points. This would be the second of only three jams where Philly scored in the first period. It's Gotham 27, Philly 10. The Gotham machine then went into gear, and scored in every jam but two of the remaining 19 jams. Gotham would add 56 points. Philly had a 9-0 jam by Mo Pain in jam # 13 for the last scoring they would see. At the end of P1, Gotham 83, Philly 19.

Gotham continued the onslaught in the second period. Philly was held scoreless for the first 11 jams of P2, finally scoring 3 points in Jam #12 of P2. Meanwhile, Gotham had built the lead to Gotham 168, Philly 22. Philly continued to fight and had small scores by Mo Pain, Teflon Donna, Robin Drugstores, and Shenita Stretcher, adding 18 points through the 16th jam. Philly was also able to work Gotham into a no scoring dry spell over jams 11 to 15. Small scoring for both teams to wrap it up, with the final Gotham 189, Philly 52. Gotham dismantles Philly almost as efficiently as they did Duke City, and Gotham advances to play Windy City for the Championship. It's a repeat of the Eastern Regionals matchup.

Today starts with Philly v. Texas in the grudge match. Then, we'll see if WCR can figure out how to stop the Gotham Beast. Look for the live feeds at DNN:

http://www.derbynewsnetwork.com/leadjammer

Sorry 'bout any typos, but got's to go. Derby awaits.

Don B.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Top Seeds Dominate

First two bouts are history. Texas defeats Carolina, TXRG 125, CRG 61. Then Gotham dismantles Duke City, GGRD 182, DCD 25.

Carolina (E4) v. Texas (W1)
The first bout saw Texas go ahead by 36-0 after 7 jams in period 1. Carolina could not get anything going, particularly due to a Texas defense disrupting the Carolina pack. Carolina finally got on the boar in the 8th jam with a 4-0 by Roxy Rocket over Rice Rocket. Things got messy with a lot of penalty action on both sides and after the 12th jam ended in a Jammerless Jam, it was TXRG 36, CRG 13. Bloody Mary (TXRG) then put a 12-0 run in the 13th. Carolina would gain some ground as Texas started to fill the Sin Bin, and at the half it was TXRG 52, CRG 36.

The second period featured more penatly action on both sides, but midway through it really took Carolina apart. At one point the refs had to call a timeout to sort out the order of Carolina players to cycle through the box. Continually short handed against the strong Texas team was not a path to a comeback. Carolina would only score in 4 of the 15 second period jams, as Texas used every power jam situation to build the lead. After the 11th second period jam, Texas was up; TXRG 104, CRG 61. That would be the last CRG scoring and it ended 5 jams later; TXRG 125, CRG 61. This was a 73-25 run in the second for Texas.

Duke City Derby (W4) v. Gotham Girls Roller Derby (E1)
Gotham owned this from start to finish. The blocking of the whole team was crushing and kept the Duke pack from ever working effectively together, including a notable performance by Fisti Cuffs. Fisti seems to have a Jammer radar that keeps her in just the right spot to hold up the opposing jammer. With the Duke pack continually disrupted, the Duke jammers of Muffin, Kamikaze Kim, and Meep Meep, could rarely find a path through the pack. The GGRD Jammers of Bonnie Thunders, Suzy Hotrod, and Cheap Skate provided on clinic on offense. Bonnie and Suzy combined for 75 of 98 GGRD first half points. Cheap Skate, Fisti Cuffs, and Sweet Sherry Pie also got thier licks in. After 4 jams, it was GGRD 10, DCD 1. After 10, it was GGRD 56, DCD 4. By the end of P1, GGRD had this one under control, GGRD 98, DCD 8.

Duke did slightly better in Period 2. After 10 jams in P2, it was GGRD 150, DCD 17. So Duke was able to get some scoring going, and had a few jams that they dominated. But this bout is a testament to why GGRD is called the "Beast Of The East". Control of just about every aspect of the track. Gotham put the exclamation point when Surly Temple put a huge block on Muffin sending her sprawling and out of breath. Gotham was not giving an inch from beginning to end. It was a 84-17 run for Gotham in the second with a final of: GGRD 182, DCD 25.

Both top seeds were dominant and focused on preventing any chance of a major upset at this stage. Today Texas will face the winner of Windy City (E2) v. Rat City (W3), and Gotham will face the winner of B.ay A.rea D.erby (W2) v. Philly (E3).

Congratulations to my New Mexico brethren of Duke City. I was very proud of thier effort, fighting to the end. It was great to see the crowd demand a final track skate from them. Cinderella may have left the house for now. But not for long.

Today. Got my Gotham shirt on. Can now root for Ex-TRD'ers Fisti and Hard Anya against BAD or Philly.

'till tomorrow.

Don B.

Friday, November 14, 2008

E. v. W.

Hoohaa! Finally, it's go time. And we're fitting in a visit to Velveteria, the Black Velvet Museum, today.

First bout is at 6:30 PST with (W1) Texas vs. (E4) Carolina. Texas has clearly shown they are on a mission to reclaim thier crown. Carolina has struggled, barely defeating Boston to get in and then getting trounced by Windy City and Philly. This is Texas's bout.

Second bout is at 8:30 PST with (w4) Duke City Derby vs. (E1) Gotham Girls Roller Derby. This one is heart breaking for me. I would love to see both advance. Duke is sistren with Tucson, and they played a scrappy, smart, aggressive bout to defeat Kansas City. ... But Gotham is called the "Beast of the East" for a reason. They feature depth at Jamming and for Defense. A Duke City upset would totally rock, as I think even GGRD would agree if it wasn't on thier watch. I expect to see Fisti Cuffs play a pivotal role as she showed astounding track sense in locking up opposing Jammers. Ability to handle penalties may give Duke City a chance if they keep thier heads as they did with KCRW.

It is not clear whether the Nationals will be simulcast like the Regionals. MavTV will be there to record the event, and that's all I know so far.

UPDATE: Live streaming at: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/northwest-knockdown-live

UPDATE #2: And Boutcast at DNN: http://www.derbynewsnetwork.com/leadjammer

As posted on the NWK site, the countdown is now:

00 Days, 05 Hours, 13 Minutes, 25 Seconds.

Got my Duke City shirt on.

Don B.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Brackets & Pre- Bout Discussion @ DNN

Bombshelters are back from Canada and Seattle and are exploring a predictably wet Portland. Can't wait for Derby action this Friday. Buzz has started at DNN with bracket predictions (look for "mrbombshelter" for mine) from around derby land.

Also the Pre-Bout write up, giving a good account of the path each team took to the Nationals and any history they may have had against each other. So check out the Derby News Network and get your two cents in.

Don B.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Bombshelters Invade Canadia

Getting a jump on the Nationals by heading to the Great North(west) a bit early. We have invaded Canada. Vancouver we are here.

Vancouver is home to the Terminal City Rollergirls. Don't know if we'll run into anyone from thier teams, but we will try and find the diviest of the dives and enjoy the rain. Which it has been doing profusely.

Au voir for now.

Don B.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Tramps Last Bout A Squencher

Thanks to Randi Canyon (also known as Bolshe Vixen) for sending out info on the Tramps final bout of the year.  The results from Denver are:

TRD Saddletramps:  92
RMRG  5280 Fight Club:  96

Here is Randi's write-up:
"Thanks to everyone who has expressed interest and support to the Tramps!  The game in Denver was amazing and we had a great time.

For inquiring minds, there was some confusion and some scoreboard discrepancies that occurred in the last half of the game.

With about 3:09 left in the second half, the Tramps were up by 10 points and Deadlock Doe hit one of the RMRG girls into the boards so hard that their scoreboard came unplugged (the cord was taped along the baseboards where the girl hit into the wall).  The scores and the time were erased from the board.  The scores were put back correctly but the scoreboard op couldn't remember how much time was on the clock.  The referees discussed the issue and none of them could remember the clock saying anything after 4 minutes, 15 seconds on the clock.  Helen Wheels tried to argue the case, but we lost out.

At the last jam, there was 1:37 left on the clock and Tramps were up by 9 points.  At 1.4 seconds left on the clock the op shut the timeclock off to prevent the buzzer from sounding, since we are now playing to the end of the final jam instead of letting the buzzer end the game.  Sami Automatic was jamming against Frida BeatHer (their best, most amazing jammer, of course) and managed to score a few points and gain lead jammer.  Sami was running the time down to prevent another jam from starting and suddenly was pulled for her 4th minor, leaving Frida the only jammer on the track.  Teri and I were at the front of the pack, holding her back and we were quickly approaching 20 feet so I went ahead and decided to take the penalty for engaging her and was consequently put into the penalty box.  At this point, I felt the jam should have long ended since there was only about 30 seconds left in the jam when the scoreboard clock stopped and yet Frida got another pass through the pack before the jam ended.  The scoreboard was updated twice, first time around was 91 RMRG 92 Tramps, second time was 92 Tramps 96 RMRG."

Wow.  What an ending.  I thought this would be a close one, but this certainly was a wacky end.  Thanks to RMRG for hosting TRD.  Congratulations to the Tucson Roller Derby Saddletramps on their 2008 season.   And thanks to Randi for the first hand account.

Don B.

PMFinS:  OBAMA IS THE PRESIDENT ELECT!!! 

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Tramps Climb 5280' For A Fight - 1 November

The Tucson Saddletramps hit the road this weekend for one final bout of the 2008 season.  They will head to Denver to challenge the Rocky Mountain Rollergirls 5280 Fight Club on 1 November.  It is my understanding that this is officially Sloppy Flo's final bout.  Not sure if any other Tramps have announced retirement yet.  I also believe that our own intrepid Downtown Dave will be joining them to announce.

While these two teams did not cross paths at the Western Regionals, their respective bouts show this to be a fairly even match-up.  The Rocky Mountain Rollergirls entered the Regionals as the #6 seed, and Tucson was the #7 seed.  Rocky Mountain went 1-2 defeating (#11) Houston, then losing to eventual champ (#3) Texas, and in a consolation bout to (#5) Rose City.   The Tramps were 1-3.  They beat the (#10) Dallas Derby Devils, then lost to (#2) Rat City, (#8) Pikes Peak, and the under-ranked (#12) Denver Roller Dolls.

Reading the tea leaves of these bouts reveal no standout difference.  Tucson took out Dallas by 60 points, while Rocky Mountain was 57 over Houston.  They both got shellacked by the top teams.  Then Tucson had a 28 point loss to Pikes Peak, and 34 points (in their fourth bout in three days) to Denver.  Rocky Mountain was handed a 69 point loss by Rose City, but Rose City was the higher seed.

My own observations is that that Tramps played well together at the Westerns.  They were one of the few defenses (along with Duke City) to prevent scoring in an opposing power jam.  The offense was hobbled (as with most teams) by Jammer penalty box action.  I expect adjustments will be made, and the Tramps have a good shot at ending the season with a second road win (after Dominion).   They'll have to control RMRG's Jammers Frida Beater, and She Who Cannot Be Named as they are likely to be the the core of their rotation.  It may come down to home court advantage.  Or it may come down to the Tramps showing their star may be lower in the West, but it ain't set yet!

Will follow up with score and info when available.  Will also post a some musings on East and West Regionals and preview the Nationals.  My derby jones is going crazy.  Time for the Bombshelters to head to Portland (OK, that's a little way's off, but I CAN'T WAIT).

GOOOOOOOOOOOO FLOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRAMPS!!!

Don B.

Monday, October 20, 2008

WFTDA News Announcement

Check out this short post at the WFTDA rules website, 

http://rules.wftda.com/news


Sunday, October 19, 2008

From The Penalty Box

A weekend without massive derby action.  An odd empty feeling, but I'm consoled as there's more to come, and I guess I should do my day job some time.  

After two weekends of roller derby action, THE story is the impact of rules changes in 3.1, or how they are being called.  Specifically with the changes for "Cutting The Track".  From my viewpoint, and the multitude of posters at DNN, that the amount of penalties seemed excessive.  Lots of good discussion going on at DNN.  I think it boils down to one of three areas:

-  Skaters need to adjust to the rules changes.  Learn how to come back in, and prevent the new tactic of blocker slowdown to hold the opposing player outside.

-  Referees need to adjust how they are calling the rules.  The interpretations are resulting in actions that do not effect play resulting in minors or even majors, and it can be addressed by referee changes.

-  The rules changes went to far and need to be changed again.

Each area has some truth to it, and I have no doubt the WFTDA will be working on this.  In the meantime, follow and participate in the discussions on the DNN boards.  While I don't know that it will affect what WFTDA does, it will provide them with a multitude of perspectives in a very difficult area.  

Next time, I'll do some Western v. Eastern comparisons

Don Bombshelter

Monday, October 13, 2008

Eastern Regionals - Day Three

After 40 bouts in two weekends, it is clear. Womens Flat Track Roller Derby is THE most exciting sport. So much fun. So much derby. Awesome stuff.

Day three had two consolation bouts where Cincinnati beat Grand Raggidy (who have become a new favorite), Cincy: 102, Grand Raggidy: 58. Then Boston took a squeaker over Madison, Boston: 90, Madison: 88. Boston lead for much of this bout, then Madison clawed back into it and regained the lead after the 13th jam of Period 2. Boston re-took the lead in the next jam and was ahead by 17 points with the clock winding down. The last jam would go past the period clock. Madison got Lead Jammer as Boston fell apart, sending thier Jammer AND two blockers to the Penalty Box. Power Jam for Madison to end the bout. Madison Jammer Wildberry Punch had several Grand Slam runs, but Boston Jammer Claire D. Way got back on the track and was able to score a few points at the end. When the jam ended, Wildberry had 18 points, but Claire had 3, resulting in the 2 point win.

Philly dominated Carolina in the third place bout. Philly held Carolina to only 24 points in both periods. The final was Philly 112, Carolina 48.

The Eastern Regional Championship between Gotham and Windy City was a penalty laden affair (a theme for many of the bouts this weekend as well as the Westerns). Gotham would have Lead Jammer the majority of the time and would continue to build a lead on Windy City. The Windy City team had trouble getting a head of steam going in what is normally an offensive powerhouse. Two Windy City players would be ejected in the first period (coming back in the second). I lost track of all the players ejected late in the second period. One was Fisti Cuffs from Gotham, who was mistakenly ejected, then corrected, then later ejected with (I believer) too many penalties. Tough match and WCR was held to less than 100 points. Have to look up when that last happened.

Gotham Girls Roller Derby are the Eastern Regional Champion, GGRD: 133, WCR 92.
Bonnie Thunders was announced the MVP.

The Northwest Knockdown website has posted the schedule/matchups for the Nationals.

Friday (11/14): Texas (W1) v. Carolina (E4)
Friday (11/14): Duke City (W4) v. Gotham (E1)
Saturday (11/15): Rat City (W3) v. Windy City (E2)
Saturday (11/15): B.ay A.rea D.erby (W2) v. Philly (E3)

After seeing all these teams play these last two weekends, this is going to be derby at the highest level. The Rat City v. Windy Citybout jumps out at me as a fascinating matchup.

Major kudos to the Mad Rollin' Dolls for executing the Eastern Regionals. Both Houston and Madison had a huge task pulling off 20 bouts in 3 days and both did a superb job.

Although my hangover today is a bit more severe than last week (closing the Orpheum is probably a major contributor.I haven't had a chance to wade through the enormous material from DNN. Everyone from DNN worked doggedly for days and they announcedseveral times the estimated number of folks following real time. Mad kudos to all the DNN folks. Don't forget you can donate to themto help with costs.

I'll work on a wrap up post for later this week. Time to head out for one last beer here in lovely Madison.

Don Bombshelter

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Eastern Regionals - Day Two

Best bout of the weekend was last night with Gotham pulling off the win against Philly in the very last jam, GGRD 96, Philly 91. This sends Gotham to the Eastern Championship bout against Windy City, and Philly to the third place bout against Carolina. The Windy City v. Carolina bout was also exciting, but Windy City had it under control for most of the bout, WCR 106, CRG 66.

Obviously with these results, Philly and Windy City took care of business in the morning. Philly defeated Detroit, Philly 102, Detroit 92, and Windy City beat Charm City, WCR 137, Charm 76. The Windy City bout with Charm City also featured the highest scoring jams to date, first with Varla Vendetta going 19-0 in jam #8 of the first period, then Shocka Conduit going 24-0 in the 11th jam of the second period. Windy City has been a scoring machine in their two bouts today.

Last day. Two consolation bouts with Grand Raggidy (a new favorite for me) v. Cincinnati, and Boston v. Madison. Then the main events. Carolina v. Philly for the 3 & 4 seeds, and Windy City v. Gotham for the #2 and #1 seed, i.e. Eastern Regional Champions.

Follow it on the Derby News Network.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Eastern Regionals - Day One

Madison is kinda weird. They have something here called "cold". It's initially refreshing, but after some minimal exposure, I'm not sure I like it. We'll see how it goes.

The first day of Eastern Regionals is over. The Gotham Girls and Carolina are going to Nationals defeating Madison and Boston, respectively. Both of these bouts were highlights of the day. Here's the short summary:

1. Madison 143, Minnesota 67
2. Boston 131, Grand Raggidy 30
3. Detroit 124, Providence 70
4. Charm City 158, Cincinnati 83
5. Grand Raggidy 136, Providence 21 (Consolation)
6. Minnesota 58, Cincinnati 89 (Consolation)
7. Gotham 138, Madison 70
8. Carolina 77, Boston 75

So all the seedings have held, with one "upset" by Cincinnati over Minnesota in a consolation bout. The Gotham v. Madison match was very exciting, and Fisticuffs was used for multiple jams. The Carolina v. Boston game went right down to the end. Boston was ahead due to Carolina filling the penalty including Jammer and Boston capitilizing to go ahead CRG 64, Boston 70. Then Boston does the same thing, and CRG closes it to CRG 73, Boston 77. CRG Jammer Roxy grabs Lead Jammer then enters the pack gets 4 points and calls it before the game clock expires. Boston calls time out to ensure there is one last jam. It's not over (although it could have been). Roxy (CRG) gets Lead Jammer again, and this time the game clock has expired, and it's over. CRG wins a tough one against a solid Boston team.

So, the 7-12 seeds are gone from National contention. Tomorrow #6 Charm City is against #4 Philly, and #5 Detroit is against #3 Windy City. More tomorrow night (after party depending)

Don Bombshelter

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Houston - What Happened: Wrap Up & On To The East

To wrap up discussing the Western Regionals, here are the stories not previously covered.

-  Record Efforts:  Two jammers scored record breaking jams during the weekend.  First Kamikaze Kim, of the Duke City Derby, had a 25-0 jam against the Pikes Peak Derby Dames in Friday mornings first bout.  This surpassed the previous tournament record of 19-0 by Snot Rocket of Kansas City.  Then Snot Rocket tied that effort in her final game before retiring.  This was in the bout against...Pikes Peak Derby Dames.  
Congratulations to Kamikaze Kim and Snot Rocket.

-  Upsets:  This was covered in best bouts but is still hard to believe.  The #9 seed Duke City Derby knocked the #1 seed Kansas City Roller Warriors out of National championship contention.  In a slightly less astounding result, but was probably the best bout of the weekend, the #3 Texas Rollergirls defeated the #3 Rat City Rollergirls paving their way to the Western Championship.

-  Major injuries:  Abhey Rogue of the Denver Roller Dolls suffered a broken collarbone in their first bout against Rose City.  I talked with Abhey that evening as I caught up to her and her boyfriend walking back to the Hilton.  Despite recommendations to take a cab back, Abhey was clear that a walk back suited her fine, and the thing that upset her most was not being able to play the rest of the weekend.  That's a Rollergirl.

DeRanged of the Pikes Peak Derby Dames suffered a major injury in the bout against the Kansas City Roller Warriors.  I don't know the extent.

Rapid healing wishes to all those with injuries, and that you're skating at 100% soonest.

-  Cutting The Track Penalties Have Major Effect
With the 3.1 rules, there are clarifications on penalties on cutting the track.  These changes clearly affected several, if not all, bouts to some extent.  Basically, the rules are to prevent a skater from gaining an advantage by re-entering the track in front of players that blocked them out.  This resulted in several cases where the blocker slowed down and forcing the re-entering player to slow to try to come in behind.  This resulted in a significant increase in penalties called and I believe every team had a period of time with a Jammer and 2 Blockers in the Box.  Whether is is something that the players just need more time to adjust, or whether some rules clarification is necessary will have to be decided by the WFTDA membership.  My initial impression is that it too easily results in Major calls due to errors that did not provide an advantage.  From my view, this affected Jammers a lot, leading to Jammerless Jams in almost (and maybe all) bouts.  I'll be curious to see if the same effect is had at the Eastern Regionals.

-  WFTDA Announced Region Changes
For the next season, WFTDA will be divide it's 61 member leagues into 4 regions.  They are the East, North Central, South Central, and West.  The new map is available at the WFTDA web site.  This will result in four regionals next year in September, and the Nationals will be in Philadelphia, PA, 6-8 November 2009

-  20 Bouts in 3 Days
Last item is the additional consolation bouts that resulted in every team playing at least 3 bouts and 4 teams playing 4 bouts.  This was done to prevent a one-and-done situation where a league goes to the expense of sending a team and they play only one bout.  Not cost effective, and maybe a bit demoralizing (after party consolation notwithstanding).  Houston Roller Derby showed it can be done, and resulted in a glorious amount of roller derby action.  While intense, I think it was an astounding success.  One thing to keep an eye on is whether is there is an increase in injuries for teams with that 4th bout.  While logistically challenging, you really get value on your derby dollar.

That's it for Western Regional stuff.  Every year the level of play gets better and more teams are playing at that level.  Can't wait to see who comes out of the East.  Here are the Eastern Seeds, and remember the top four teams have a bye:
1.  Gotham Girls
2.  Carolina
3. Windy City
4. Philly
5. Detroit
6. Charm City
7. Boston
8. Madison (Hosts)
9. Minnesota
10. Grand Raggidy
11. Cincinnati
12. Providence.

Hope to blog from Madison.  WiFi willing.  

Don Bombshelter

Monday, October 6, 2008

Houston - What Happened: Best Bouts

Time for the post game show. What happened in bite sized chunks. As there is so much to cover, I'll break it up into several posts this week. The first is what I think is the biggest story, then the best bouts.

There are several stories for the Western Regionals, but I think the most impressive is that the Houston Roller Derby folks pulled off 20 bouts in three days with minor scheduling issues, no major problems, a week after thier season championship and two weeks after a hurricane hit and left much of the town without power. WOW!!! Hats freakin' off to the HRD crew, the Derby Brothers and everyone associated with this years Western Regionals. Roller derby may be DIY, but it continues to be one of the most coordinated organizations around. OK. Gushing over.

The best bouts were the Duke City Derby (9w) upset of the Kansas City Roller Warriors (1w), only surpassed by another nail-biter between the Rat City Roller Girls and the Texas Roller Girls with Texas finally getting the win.

Kansas City was caught by a disciplined skilled group of the scrappiest skaters you'll ever meet. Duke City jumped out to an early lead with it DCD 27, KCRW 5 after Jam #5 due to Kansas consistently filling the Penalty Box, and Duke taking advantage. KCRW seemed to struggle with contact outside the engagement zone (20' from the pack) on a regular basis. Duke City did an amazing defensive job of holding up the KCRW jammer lap after lap, even when their own jammer was in the Box. At the end of Period #1, it was DCD 62, KCRW 59. In the second period, KCRW would take the lead for the first time in the 3rd jam of the period, DCD 67, KCRW 72. Duke City fought back including some incredible jamming by Muffin and Kamikaze Kim. Duke regained the lead in the 6th jam, DCD 90, KCRW 77. The Kansas team closed it to 6 points by Jam #11, including a 10-2 jam by thier new star, Hall Balls over Muffin. The crowd was clearly waiting to see if DCD could hold on, or whether KCRW had finally sorted it out. This was answered in Jam #12 of P2 with a 14-0 jam by Muffin over Jade Lightning. Duke would not look back and at the end it was DCD 132, KCRW 117. Duke City Derby had earned thier place at the Nationals by upsetting the #1 seed Kansas City Roller Warriors.

As amazing as Duke's win was, a Texas Rollergirls v. Rat City Rollergirls bout always promises to be crazy. Thier match at the Western Regionals delivered. These teams have a rivalry as Rat City defeated Texas at the Dust Devil 2007 Western Regional, knocking them to the 3rd seed for Nationals. Then they met again at Nationals, where Rat City won again eliminating Texas from contention for the championship. Both teams were primed to continue this rivalry. With both winning thier first bout, Rat City beating Tucson, and Texas beating Rocky Mountain, they were bouting again for a chance at the Western Championship 2008. The bout started with each team sizing each other up. No significant jams until Miss Fortune (RCRG) had a 12-0 jam over Olivia Shootin' John (TXRG) in Jam #5, making it TXRG 5, RCRG 21. Texas would roar back and tie it with Rice Rocket goint 14-0 over Valtron 3000 in Jam #7, TXRG 21, RCRG 21. The hits were brutal and the points scarce or in short bursts due to foul advantage. At the end of the first period, it's TXRG 47, RCRG 59. Rat City continued to use thier deep jammer rotation of 8 jammers against TXRG primary rotation of Bloody Mary and Rice Rocket with assists from 4 other jammers. Rat City continued to build a lead in the second period. At one point, RCRG player Juliet Bravo was ejected for too many fouls. The constant foul trouble for skaters is another story from the Regionals I'll cover in a later post.

After 10 jams in Period #2, the Rat City gals had build a 16 point lead over Texas, TXRG 66, RCRG 82. With the difficulty in scoring, this seemed a huge lead. Morphine got the turnaround going in Jam #11 of P2, with a 10-0 jam over Ann R Kissed. Then Lucille Brawl went 5-3 against Femme Fatale. In Jam #13, Bloody Mary goes 4-0 against Miss Fortune, and it's tied, TXRG 85, RCRG 85. The momentum had shifted and the TXRG was handling the penalty situation a bit better than RCRG. After the 16th jam of P2, TXRG was holding onto a 3 point lead, TXRG 93-90. The teams stalemate in Jam #17, 4-4, and then TXRG holds RCRG scoreless in the last two jams while Bloody Mary and Rice Rocket combine for 11 more. Texas holds on and finally beats the Rat City Rollergirls, TXRG 108, RCRG 94. Bedlam ensues.

The boutcasts for these matches are archived at the Derby News Network website. Check'm out to follow every moment.

More to come,

Don Bombshelter

Sunday, October 5, 2008

The West Is Set

20 bouts in three days behind, some beer ahead. Blurry eyed flight tomorrow.

The West seeding for the Nationals are set. They are:

1. Texas Roller Girls
2. B.ay A.rea D.erby Girls
3. Rat City Roller Girls
4. Duke City Derby

Tucson bouted the Denver Roller Dolls, and lost in a valiant struggle. Denver 125, TRD 91. Kay Boom, Carrie Gunns, and Sunni Sideup were not able to play due to injuries from the previous bouts. Flo scored a 10-0 jam in her next to last jam, but was scoreless in her final jam of the tournament. Deadlock Doe was ejected for too many fouls at the end of both periods. This happened despite the sartorial elegance she had applied to her uniform, which should have demanded that she stay on the track. Apparently the refs are not swayed by fashion.

That's it for now.
Don Bombshelter

Tramps Update

Mixed story for Tucson so far. The Tramps(7w) started strong with a
dominating win against the Dallas Derby Devils (10w), TRD 112, DDD
52. This put them against the Rat City(2w)powerhouse. The
stiffling Rat City defense would be the Tramps demise. The Tramps
were down TRD 22, RCRG 113 at the half. The gap would prove
insurmountable. However, Tucson did "win" the second half as they
fought back with 61 points to RCRG's 57. This was all on Friday.

The Tramps then had a consolation bout on Saturday against the Pikes
Peak Derby Dames would had lost to Duke City in Day One. The Tramps
would fall in this one, TRD 79, PPDD 107.

One more bout for the Tramps today (Sunday) against a very solid
Denver Roller Dolls team.

The teams heading to the Nationals will be Duke City (who had an
amazing upset of #1 seed Kansas City), the B.ay A.rea D.erby Girls,
the Rat City Rollergirls, and the Texas Rollergirls. The last two
bouts resulted in the Duke City and Rat City playing for the 3 & 4
seed, and the Western championship will be between Texas and the BAD
girls.

Yep that's right, Texas has finally beaten Rat City in a stunning
game that rocked the house as it went right to the end. The level of
play at the Regionals is phenomenal.
More to come. I don't have the internet access I hoped for so posts
will be sporadic. All the excitement is at DNN real time.

Don Bombshelter

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Four For Portland

Escaped work and am now waiting to head out to Houston. The Western Regionals is very exciting. Of course, I have high hopes for the Tramps. But will the B.A.D. Girls continue to show why they rose so quickly in the rankings this year. Will Texas finally take down thier nemesis, the Rat City Roller Girls. Will Rose City score an upset and make it into the tournament that they are hosting.

I have to admit. I have been dreaming roller derby bouts the last two nights and I can't wait for the reality. 12 teams enter and 4 will head to Portland in November. Love the tournament season.

With the growth of the WFTDA, it may not be much longer before they have to expand into more Regionals. That's why I really wanted to catch it all this year. It may not be feasible for self-funded fans/bloggers/reporters to catch it all next year.

More to come.
Don B.